It should be pointed out that this list is not intended to be the list of the worst ideas ever- just a collection of middle-of-the road-bad stuff that just oughtn’t come to be.
1. Steakdough.
This product would come in 5 pound tubs and be available in the freezer section at Sam’s. You just scoop out as much as you like, rolling pin to a steak-like shape and throw it on the grill. Magical.
2. M.O.O.N.
This clever evengelical tool would really reel ‘em in by hosting non-intrusive events like volleyball at the church or in the neighborhood. What’s the acronym? Members Only Outreach Nite. Sweet- you can only come if you’re a church member already.
3. “Scene It” DVD Game: ‘That 80’s Show’ Edition
We were having ice cream with friends and i asked, “What’s the show that lasted less than one season and deserved to run even less than that?” It took Zac like 2 seconds to come up with, “That 80’s Show.”
4. What would you call this disc?
A CD collection of the 10 most popular/best-selling video game theme songs. It would be sung by chickens. Consider my favorite so far: the Super Mario Bros. theme… bok-bok-bok, bubububok-bok-bok-bok-bubok.
5. The Deli Claw
The classic clawgame- but with sandwich ingredients for prizes! Build your own deli style sandwich by manipulating the claw to select your favorite items- everyone’s a winner! 25cents per ingredient/attempt. For further amusement, imagine Jim Belushi attempting to operate this machine.
6. Punch it Forward
Given the success of the Pay it Forward movement, this handy retribution tool means they’ll never see it coming. Revenge is to be expected- not purposeful random violence!
7. Star Wars, Episode VII: My Name is Han.
Han Solo is confronted with the moral deficiency of his sordid past and realizes that it really is his fault. He journeys across the galaxy on a mission to apologize to all the beings he’s made enemies with during his life as a smuggler, card player and scoundrel. He carries all that reward money with him so he can make monetary restitution as needed. Chewie finally tells him to quit treating him like a dog. Who owes who one now?!
8. Triathalon For The Non-Swimmer
For those of us who don’t participate in triathalons because of the swimming event, i propose a substitutionary event. The HotDog-Eating-Contest, Bike and Run. This will end well.
i actually can’t wait for this list…
I like the 2nd one. You gotta hit your numbers, man…can’t do that when people are uncomfortable.
bad idea made worse: steakdough – of course, i would still burn it. M.O.O.N. – i think some churches are already mooning people … did you trademark this yet?!
You know, that version IS the worst. I personally think it’s the worst because I was a baby-toddler-child in the 80s and here’s what I recall from tv in this era:
Little House
Fraggle Rock
Punky Brewster
Nick at Night (Donna Reed mostly)
She-Ra
Chipmunks (and Chipettes)
Mr. Wizard
That is all(for now!).
I feel like i should stick up for mr. wizard… but i’m not sure what i would say.
No, I seriously loved those shows, hence my great memory for/of/to them. I’m saying these mems are most likely NOT the answers to the game’s questions. The game is rigged against babies of the 80s!
Josh’ll have to show you the theme someone made using the Microsoft jingle (when the PC goes on and off). It’s pretty good.
#4: “the skies revolt is falling”
You mean I have to WORK for my FOOD? No deal.
I think Lucas may be open, perhaps another Christmas special.